Little Shop of Horrors

THE CABAL Cartel – The Little Shop of Horrors

Posted on by Helena

The expansion of the BRICS is the Band Wagon.  The GOP debate focusing on China and Russia is inconsequential, a benign threat.   It only becomes a threat when war hawks are fearful.  Both countries expressed a desire to work with the West – but the entire America Gamut of Cartel munchkins misguided the opportunity and instead chose punishment.  Realizing they had destroyed their chances of achieving their goal, the Cabalists wanted vengeance.  Death.

France is desperate.   Losing their foothold in Africa, they lose money and resources.   They want vengeance.   Sabotaging a private plane, they killed 7 members of a mercenary organization that could threaten their chance of regaining a foothold in Niger.   Putin likely already knows exactly who murdered the men.   He will avenge the death of his friends and comrades.

The war hawks blame Putin for the assassination mission and tell the media to gobble it up and spit it out.   Putin Did It!   But he didn’t.   The tactics are wrong.  Not his style.   Putin is subtle.   This was a Hollywood stage display.   It is why Belarus was vacated of every western person – The Cabalists thought vengeance would be reaped upon the innocent.   They don’t know Putin.  They will be hunted.

Africa wants help in establishing gas and electricity infrastructure.   The West, via Kerry, said no because gas is inconsistent with The Green Deal for net zero – as in no more breathable oxygen.  Plants die, wild animals die and the land is forever – dust to dust.   Africa wants help.   It is asking for help.  And the BRICS say – sure.  Because help means prosperity.   The Cabal is more concerned about prosperity for themselves ONLY.

The BRICS see prosperity as a means of expanding wealth, knowledge, and evolution.

The West is stuck on a hamster wheel wherein supporting each of the three Cartels is the point of existence.   Every single move made by the West is serving the Cartel.   Whether it is war, Pharma, or Banking.   And the Cartel is never satisfied – it is a vampire always needing more blood.

COUPSs are necessary in order to garner more food for the Cartel.  Money has no intrinsic value – it is just a piece of paper.   They prefer commodities.   This is their true wealth.  Their minions are well trained providing whatever they required.   There are no rules, acquisitions must be distributed.   By any methodology.   So they acquire the gold and uranium, the diamonds and sapphires.  They acquire children, and servants.   The spoils are secured in vaults and underground bunkers.   Traded only amongst themselves.   Because they can never be depleted.   They must be instead hoarded.

Putin’s war with Ukraine upended this cycle.   They lost their trafficking hub.  Their vaults of spoils.   And so multiple assassination attempts were levied.   Futile.   Putin dodged each time.   These failures were wholly unacceptable.   Desperation hung in the air and the Cartel gave the order to destroy the US economy.   Destroy the entire Western economies.   Because the minions had failed.   Their lackeys were useless.    Their lives expendable.

And the Cartel became the Python that ate its tail.  The minions continue doing the bidding of their Masters because they don’t know anything else.   They thrive on serving.

The West has lost.   The Cartel has lost.   They are angry.

The BRICS are united.

Will the Cartel lizards let go?   Never.   Because their existence is based on this cycle.   They must be fed.  The Little Shop of Horrors – FEED ME!

So how does the story end?

It depends.   There were two endings to the Griffith story Little Shop of Horrors.  Just as we have parallel universes according to CERN.   We can choose our ending by our actions.   Sometimes that requires utilizing the ideology that creates weakness – and applying it where it belongs, as in ‘divide and conquer’.    Only we are the dividers.

Trade is essential to survival.   Resources are essential to survival.   And UNITY within is essential to survival.   We can’t just put the government minions in jail along with their supporters.   The Gulag Train.   But another Pandemic is being created for this winter.   Perhaps a pandemic of disease – perhaps a pandemic of geoengineered weather.  Don’t be drawn into the fear – use fear against them.

Ultimately, redrawing the United States may be our only means.     And maybe the BRICS will help us.   They are NOT our enemy.

G7 Summit – A Little House of Horrors

Posted on by Helena

Four Trillion years ago, a new and improved research study has found that an unknown species of unknown gender changed their plant diet and suddenly stopped farting. As a direct result, CO2 emissions dropped 68% over the course of five days!   Within 3 months all plants on earth died, as did this entire species having no food source other than each other.   Like Eric Carle’s, The Greedy Python, it is presumed to be a theoretical scientific fact that this species consumed itself from existence.  

The findings have brought great accolade to the New Research Institute of Scientific Herbalology Farts, which prides itself on pride and envy and self absorption.   Each researcher was required to drink ten ounces of Absinthe before writing their collaborative findings.   It is empirically assumed that their ability to read the teeny tiny grass blades would become easier as they consumed the wormwood based Absinthe given the psychology of oneness.  Ommmmmm.

Unfortunately, ultimately 50% of these 2 scientific scientology researchers turned into plants and died of dehydration further speculating that this 4 trillion year old species may have definitely possibly perished from lack of water.

Statistical models were utilized throughout which studied the blades of grass on Mount Olympus under a super duper microscope capable of seeing inside a single blade to the 1 trillionth plasma scope.   It was determined that fecal matter and CO2 inside the blades of grass could be traced to the year 4trillion BC, give or take a margin of error of =/- 3.

Given that a plant based diet causes more farting, when this species began to eat each other instead of plants, CO2 levels dropped dramatically according to Dr. Fennel.   Dr. Fennel has ten honorary degrees bestowed by the bestest institutions across the globe. He has lectured extensively at grocery chains across every state and country traveling via high-speed feet.   Highly regarded, Dr. Fennel is pinky swear sure that everything he says is factual, although he acknowledges its theoretical plausibility is plausible.

As a result of this study, G7 Summit leaders across the globe have decided to confine everybody inside an underground steel enclosed bathroom so as to mitigate the effects of farting as a result of the Bill Gates induced plant diet.

Each steel bathroom enclosure will house 4000 citizens and will be secured by a Police Herbalist who has been authorized to promptly hose down anyone who attempts to escape with Monsanto Glyphosate.   The G7 leaders and all their family and friends will be exempt given their consumption of real meat is considered their royal divine right and farting will be kept at minimal degrees as measured by the guestimator techno-gaseous collator.

In the meantime, while everyone is confined, all property and real estate will be confiscated for the Greater Good of the G7.   Dr. Fennel has requested 1% of the total confiscated bounty for his time and efforts in producing this study.   This request remains under review given the G7 thinks this would dilute their shares in an unprecedented boogyman manner.   Dr. Fennel has stated that if his terms are not met, he will hose down all G7 leaders with Monsanto Glyphosate canisters, which he has been hording for 1000 years.

Currently all G7 leaders are hiding in the Little Shop of Horrors awaiting instructions from Audrey II, a Venus Flytrap.

Forthcoming information will be made available on inscribed toilet paper.