BE HAPPY

Climate Change Won’t Change a Thing ~ Bill Gates

Posted on by Helena

After all the rhetoric, the hype, the fear mongering, the screaming, the Greta’s, the cloud and atmospheric seeding – Bill Gates said yesterday, “The climate is not the end of the planet, the planet is going to be fine.   The world will not be able to meet its agreed-upon goal to limit future warming to 1.5 degrees Celsius (2.7 degrees Fahrenheit) above pre-industrial temperatures, but it won’t hit the 3-degree Celsius mark either”.  

WHAT the fark?   Don’t worry – be happy!’

Apparently, Bill Gates has completely flipped his moniker and decided its really not that bad.   So we can stop calling every catastrophic event a climate change disaster and use critical thinking methodologies?

Not to be outdone, another nonscientist has provided her astute opinion, “The climate crisis has propelled a massive economic shift,”   Janet Yellen pronounced excitedly as she fumed that she wasn’t allowed to hike interest rates again.   As such Yellen has decided that banks and institutions should only support those investing in zero carbon clean energy – like Bezos and Bloomberg.   Does that mean Exxon, Chevron, BP etc… will no longer have access to bank funds and loans?

Bill Gates almost seemed to have landed on earth, only to have old lady Yellen unwind the “don’t worry – Be Happy” slogan.

Prince William was also there to offer is nonscientific knowledge and unearned money – 5 awards worth $1.2 million each to companies with new ways to ‘save the planet’.   WAIT – didn’t Bill Gates just say we don’t need to save the planet because it is just fine?   These three were palsing around New York having flown in on their private jets and driving entourages of gas guzzling limos to stay at the Plaza and decide what to do about planet Earth.

Of course this all comes within earshot of Zelenskyy on the UN stage demanding more billions for Ukraine’s climate change needs – while simultaneously asking for more weapons and gas guzzling F-16’s in order to meet the requirement that the war continue until 2030.   György told him so.

The Looney Tunes are on full exhibit as nonscientist, non inventor or anything – Bill Gates is called to the AI summit to help lawyer Schumer determine how best to make sure AI is not used ‘inappropriately’.   As in destroy the world. Of course Schumer is well versed in nothing AI, yet somehow was selected to Chair the panel of Stakeholders in Control;   Musk, Zuckerberg, Pinjai whatever his name is… amongst other nonentity humans.

In true Kindergarten classic, Schumer asked everyone to raise their hands and agree that the US Government should officially be the overseer of all things AI.   And like obedient kindergarteners – they all raised their hands.   Inside sources claim Zuckerberg raised his hand higher and waved it around for dramatic effect before they agreed to sit on their hands for the remainder of the Summit and zip their lips.

At the last minute, Musk’s 10 children decided they wanted to join daddy and came crashing through the doors running in circles around the group until Musk told them to take turns sitting on his lap.  While so doing, one child pointed to Zuckerberg and whispered something to Musk at which point he burst out laughing, “Yes R2DTwo, he looks like a lizard brain”.  

Because AI is tipity top secret, the meeting was held behind closed doors and no one was allowed to eavesdrop except WAPO and CNN. They alone were chosen to be the official leakers. A responsibility they take very seriously.

You see, the US Government and it’s allies have determined that most everything must be contained within the vacuum ‘tipity top secret’ because that makes them feel bigger and stronger than the peasants they lord over.   Surely, if any secret were to be revealed, the peasants would all die of horror, their brains exploding like the Road Runner, leaving no one to pick up the garbage and build yachts and jets for the Masters.   So the peasants must be protected from reality and live in a hole while given a feeding tube of information.   Say Ommmmmm.

Meanwhile, Pop Francis has decided he will personally look into the allegations that a Priest who has been dead for a decade, might have committed rape or sexual assault on a number of boys.   He’ll make a decision in 2050 when the climate suddenly stops acting so dang erratic!   You see, climate rattles brains and makes them unusable. And according to all the nonscientists this erraticism will come to a screeching halt in 27 years, only to be met with another ice age.

Ready Set GO!

Alex Soros who stands a solid 5’2” was in attendance given all his honorary degrees make him so super dooper smartmatic.   He squeaked, “I am much much more evil than my daddy! So you better do what I say or you are suicided!”.    Zuckerberg stuck out his tongue.   Musk laughed.   Bloomberg rolled his eyes.  Gyorgy snored in a seat in the back, fast asleep after a hard day of eating.  But that’s why Bloomberg likes his picture taken with Alex, because Bloomberg is 5’ 3” and looks like a veritable giant with his shoe lifts in comparison.   An optical allusion.

Soooo, the UN Climate Summit is coming to an end, but don’t you worry your pretty head, because they have one every month going forward. Always in a different location.   Always requiring a couple cases of caviar, rum, vodka, scotch, Bourbon, Champagne, Brandy, and Port – flown in from Portugal on a private jet.   And always clearing out the most expensive hotel available so that no riff-raff can rub their soiled hands on the walls, doors, or furniture and possibly cause a disease outbreak.

Surely, Doctor Bill has a cure somewhere in his twenty four travel trunks?

Of course, wives are never permitted to attend these events because the prostitutes don’t want interference.  And frankly, neither do the male attendees who are just looking for a break from their abject boredom while they concoct another form of terror to eradicate unwanted peasants.

Que Sera Sera – Whatever May Be, May Be – The Future’s Not Ours To See – Que Sera Sera – What Will Be, Will Be!

The Economist & YALE Leadership Institute: America Recession Good – Russia Recession Bad

Posted on by Helena

Yale’s Leadership Institute has released a paper that claims Russia’s economy has been dramatically affected by the western sanctions!  Dastardly!   The ‘scholarly paper’ is the first and only for most of the esteemed authors and provides nothing in terms of evidentiary statistics or fact – instead it is a compilation of opinions.   And incredibly Boring!  The bios of the authors are equally inane citing their opposition to Trump, and their promotion of all things “left-leaning”.   True to NGO exceptionalism – their LAST Financial Report is 4 years old – and somehow the IRS doesn’t seem to mind?

Deemed ‘Yale’s Team of Experts’ – these one time claim to fame comedians include:  a first year undergrad student from Poland who hopes to major in economics.   A kid who recently got his bachelor degree majoring in political science.  And a group of kids under the kingship of Jeffrey Sonnenfeld whose stated life purpose is to shake and disrupt Russian civil society so as to impose a coup.

That’s unbiased news fer ya.

But once again Germany’s government controlled/Soros edited DW is espousing this benign article as though it is glorified absolute scientific factoid.   Sonnenfeld, the leader of these misfits is a professor whose mother fled the Bolshevik takeover of Russia in 1920.  Now he claims to be the Director prima facie of nearly every global leader associated with Western Collapse.

So, what is Russia’s economic status?   I don’t know – and neither does any western yahoo.   Economic figures for China, Russia, Africa, South America, etc…  are NOT published.   Instead, organizations such as Yales Leadership Institute, World Bank and the UN routinely create opinion points and produce their version of numbers to propagandize global opinion.  Translation:  they make it up!  Much like the Brandon Handlers declaring that a recession is not a recession, a vaccine is not a vaccine, and science is not absolute – ever – unless it fits their narrative.

When western companies ‘leave’ Russia – it impacts Russia – but it also impacts the bottom line of the company. That in turn lowers share pricing.   Damaging shareholder equity.   Damaging the portfolio’s of Western investors.  And destroying 401-k’s and Pensions.

Starbucks shares have dropped 36% ytd.   Apple ytd down 11.4%.   Netflix down 62% ytd.   Of course multiple factors contributed to their demise, however, from the perspective of shareholders, further purposeful tanking an already listless stock by eliminating sales in Russia is a political catastrophe that could result in lawsuits for mismanagement!

But the point of the unscientific misfit paper is to distract from western countries imminent collapse under the tutelage of the Crown Elites.  Moving the goalposts.   Propagandizing.  Russia’s economy should NOT be our concern as we spiral into a Recession!   A more important conversation would be to ask who will rise from the Dust and Ashes?

The Economist has levied its opinion on a protracted economy by declaring there are “Silver Linings”.  WE SHOULD ALL BE HAPPY WE ARE IN A RECESSION!  For example, FIRST:  higher inflation means consumers are ‘rebalancing their spending’.   Owning lesS;  going without such nonessential commodities as cars, food, homes, clothing, etc…  Whereas retailers stumble and fall into the cataclysm.   Auto manufacturers fold.   And Construction companies go bankrupt.   FUN!

Therefore, in the upside down topsy-turvy world of Alice’s Queen –  an economic downturn is good – but in Russia it is a western success… that should be attributed to Putin’s failure.   WHAT???  

Obviously, The Economist did not get the memo from Yale and shot themselves in the groin ag

In addition, SECOND:   The Economist in line with WEF is calling for the elimination of privately owned automobiles so as to balance ‘green energy’ – as a positive solution to the Recession.   Of course, the ‘happy card’ is pulled and The Economist has declared that they know people are ‘cherrier about their finances’.   I suppose they never really asked anyone – but the statement does support the WeF Happy Factor.  Likely a result of Big Pharma drugs and psychedelic mushrooms!

THIRDLY:   The Economist has decided that the US needs MORE immigrants given a shortfall has contributed to America’s recession.   Apparently, The Economist believes the immigrants all hold valuable degrees in engineering, IT, AI, and are comprised of doctors, nurses, and managers!   AH!

The SPIN.

The Spin’s are running out of steam and have become laughable.   As a result, previous stalwarts such as The Economist, WSJ, NYT, USA Today, NPR, etc… have lost their mojo so to speak.   They have become ‘tabloids’ with all the factual content of The Enquirer.  Desperate, they have lost the chess match and are trying to hold on to their king with three pawns.   But the game is over.  The BRICS will gain traction.   And once again, the Queen’s Gamet of Royalists will be relegated to the basement for rebooting.