Breaking Alert: Alyssa Milano cookie factory and Rob Reiner whine and dine have made a joint declaration that they will henceforth offer all their homes and estates to Wuhan virus contaminants!
They will gratuitously provide their full staff including; maids, dressers, butlers, makeup artists, bald sheen designers, hairdressers, pool boys, chauffeurs, gardeners, cooks, shoppers, playmates, and sanitizer staff to accommodate these victims. If their homes are not big enough they have vowed to create sanitized dwellings on the land to assist in the care and quarantine of any and all victims.
Pledging to divest their entire fortunes, they have stated they are deftly working on getting Pelosi onboard as well but so far keeping her dentures captive has not proven to be sufficient to keep her mouth shut. So they are pursuing alternate methods like spitting on her lawn and running naked thru her sprinklers… alas to no avail.
Both Cookie Lady and Whine & Dine have declared that their entire wealth fortunes will be depleted because they have no more need of money given they will be shacking up together in a tent erected along the Juarez border where they will provide water to any illegal wanting to cross from Mexico.
In addition, they will provide every illegal with a gun and a knife for protection against the American meanies.
They are confident that this RESET will help reduce their Milano cookie waistlines and give them a sense of what it means to bathe without having three servants bathe you and towel you dry. Given their recent foot in mouth gaffes, they are determined to show the people of the world that they are truly the best and brightest stars in the galaxy!