If California is successful in its bid to partition the state into the good guys and the bad guys, with south western California relegated to the Liberal whacks and the rest of California to the ‘others, what would that really look like?
First, the section that is the Liberal southwestern section also happens to be the same section that is devastated by continuous ‘severe droughts’ due to incompetent Liberal government action for this seven year itch.
In addition, the predominant wine country region happens to be on the eastern half of the ‘country’/state. Oops.
And thirdly, most of the upscale lavish lascivious elitist self ascribed loons accumulate their wealth in this tight enclave – with the exception of Silicon Valley – or Death Valley – and San Francisco – think ‘fire’. So the arm reaches would have to extend to those specific areas as well for the doleros – leaving splinters of ranchers, winers, illegal immigrants and rural farmers the remainder of the continent/country/state.
But then what these braveheart elitists seem to have overlooked is the fact that they wouldn’t have any water, guns, security, food, or wine. And trucking it in costs mucho dollero at the hands of mucho banditos. But stupid is as stupid does.
And guess what those ranchers, winers and farmers would do right away? Lower taxes and get rid of welfare. So all the illegals would flock to the wealthy sector that has no water, no wine, and no food… and without a means of earning a living they would turn to crime using the guns they bought in western California. The Hollywooders would cry fowl and try and make the westerners responsible for the actions of the illegals and a food/water/wine war would break out.
Soon the Hollywooders would be forced to ship their goods in from Venezuela, Chile, and Brazil. But it wouldn’t be organic, so they’d have a protest march and send a spokesperson to South America – Rosie.
But in the meantime, with no police to protect the Hollywood babel of protestors, they would be left to the anarchists from the North. Homes would be torched and houses confiscated by the M-13 Gangs who raped and pillaged as they easily won a war where weapons were a one sided proxy.
Rosie would be pummeled with tomatoes soaked in Monsanto’s glysophate and run home screaming about global warming while hijacking her private jet that consumes 4 billion tons of energy. All the while she would pray to the god of lala that her jet would land in Canada and not in Saudi Arabia because all airfields in western California were shut down due to nuclear threats and she didn’t have a hijab to her name.
A rash of fatal cancers would break out in LA as it became known that the wine being imported was made from beetle dung and crickets. The best doctors would be flown in from Cuba and provide their analysis – it’s the pharma drugs stupid – not the wine.
The fires would consume Hollywood, the parched earth would flake off and crack into the ocean and Hollywood would blame the flipping Trump and his family for not protecting them from the ravages of their life all the while cracking lude jokes and making grotesque innuendo’s befitting a redneck on a rain soaked sofa in his yard on the backside of the blue ridge… singing ole-da-la-he-ew as Mary Poppins parachutes down from the west winds and tells everyone they just need a spoon full of sugar. But it ain’t sugar, it’s crystal meth and – everyone dies.
And the moral of the story?
Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert: “You can’t always get what you want, but that’s no reason to poison yourself and die a horribly slow and painful death.”